Issue 91

Current Events
Man sneaks onto a flight using an elderly disguise

Professor loses 27 lbs on a Twinkie diet

We're running out of chocolate

Man celebrates birth of child by smoking weed in hospital

Life
Remember when someone showed that McDonalds food doesn't rot after 6 months and everyone got grossed out about it? Well, here's proof that no other burgers rot in that time either

Science shows why airline food is bland

Brains like to keep it real

Animals
Kitten loves being thrown

Confused lamb

A wookie in the car

Baby dolphin

Sloth delivery

Cute sleeping animals

Smoking chimp rescued from Lebanese zoo

Sports
Awkward low five

Andy Reid was a huge kid

Million to one tennis accident

Middle school team performs cheap trick play

Technology
Best antivirus software for 2011

6 things that need to be fixed in iTunes

How a browser works

Entertainment
What tv shows do each political party prefer?

Joel McHale mocks the Today show to their face

Girl solves Wheel of Fortune puzzle with only one letter

Humor
Naked Russian guy goes nuts, jumps on cars, gets in fights

Guy freaks out about skateboarder wrecking a bush

Why I don't cook at home

Miscellaneous
Autotune the Rent is Too Damn High guy

What are the odds of...

Facts about prison

Shirtless dude gets tased in a Subway

--Contributions from Michael Zboray, Aaron Reynolds, Kristin Young, and Susan Jacobs